Fred Durst having a conversation with a goblin is the most deranged non-interview of 2024 [Video]

Fred Durst has assumed an alter ego called Gary and appeared on a podcast hosted by a goblin.

The Limp Bizkit singer, for reasons that can only be explained by him, takes on a new personality as a teabag-painting performance artist on the Right Now podcast. Said podcast is hosted by John Goblikon, the goblin vocalist for US melodeath band Nekrogoblikon.

Over the hour-long episode, “Gary” and Goblikon have a broad-ranging conversation that has nothing to do with anything. They discuss “Gary”’s profession and why the sky is “a warm blanket of tears”, before the pair dedicate half an hour to dreaming up the tracklisting for an album they’ll never make. Any references to Limp Bizkit are tenuous at best, such as when “Gary” deems Chocolate Starfish a “terrible title” and calls Fred Durst a “d-bag”. It’s either the funniest or most frustrating experience you’ll have today, depending on how grouchy you are.

Durst’s not-interview …