Taken from the winter 2024 issue of Dazed. You can buy a copy of our latest issue here.

You wake up, you throw some water on your face, you open your phone. Waiting for you is a video of a posh woman swallowing an ungodly amount of oysters, and another of ‘The Rizzler’, playing basketball while dressed like Steve Jobs. You double tap them both, acknowledging receipt with the Instagram heart reaction. Some mornings might elicit a giant tears-streaming emoji, an ‘ffs’ or even a ‘looool’ – but not today. Instead, you browse your feed for something to respond with. That viral advert for a Turkish gastric band clinic? Hmm, not quite right. The mashup where the ‘Hawk Tuah’ girl interviews Cole Palmer? No, you already sent that last night. Ah yes, that post where the cutesy e-girl writes, “If the world was ending i wanna be skibidi toilet by a …